Recently, I was being approached by a company, to advertise on the blog.

Talking about advertisements, not all advertisements need to be high-budget or using advanced ideas to show its height of creativity and humor.

Just by using some simple ideas, advertisements can be funny, creative and most importantly fun.

You don't believe?

Then scroll down and see...

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Next time if you wanna buy pet food, don't bring all your 4 dogs!

Later kena bang by the bus, like this person, how?

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You want to be romatic?

Put a picture of you and your couple a on the door just like this.

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*Play Jaw themesong*

RAWRRR!

Buses aren't as safe as they were before!

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Girls out there...

There is no need to compare whose eyes are the BIGGEST.

We got a winner here!

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Seriously...

How many types of functions do your tire has?

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Can wait anot?

I HAVEN'T BOARD THE BUS LEH!

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Seriously, for the last time...

STOP PULLING MY HAIR CAN?

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We have a terrorist here!

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Wei!

Can you don't bite my hand, anot?

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So, Mammi, can we go now?

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I was supposed to attend the Gala Premier of Transformers - Revenge of The Fallen by Omy last Monday.

But instead, it was the first day when I was supposed to attend my

Medic Course

which require me to stay in the camp (except every weekends).

As a result, I had to forgo my chance of getting a pair of free tickets and the goodies bag, and fork out my own money for the tickets.

Not only that, I had to spent my time lining up at a queue

smiliar like this

only to be told by the ticketing auntie

"Sorry, ah boy! No more tickets!"

F-My Life, seriously!

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So anyway, instead of the Saturday midnight slot, I bought the Sunday morning tickets to watch the movie

"Transformer: Revenge of the Fallen"

with DAWNald duck.

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First and foremost, no spoilers or review for the movie, in this post.

Spoilers and review are similar to watching a horror movie.


It is like, someone had told you where and when the ghost will appear, and the "BOO" effect is gone.

Similarly, if spoilers and reviews are exposed, the next thing you know, you will never find

• the death of Sam so disheartening
• the sacrifice of Optimus Prime to be so noble
• the combination of Optimus Prime and Jetfire to be so awesome

(Opps, did I just reveal something?)

But of course, no matter how much spoilers or reviews are revealed, you will still find Megan Fox is always so

HOT

ATTRACTIVE

When it comes to movies, like "Transformers", what could be more important than Megan Fox, I mean the action?

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When it comes to action, the robots are always the center of attraction.

Other than the usual robots featured in "Transformers" (2007), including

Our all-time favourite "Bubblebee"

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The Leader "Optimus Prime"

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The Medic "Ratchet"

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The Never Say Die "Ironhide"

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The Fast and the Furious "Starscream"

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The Bad Ass "Megatron"

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There are many, and I mean MANY new robots. To name some of them

The Only Female Robot "Arcee"

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The Twins "MudFlap" and "Skids"

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The Big Sand Sucker "Devastator"

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The Mastermind "The Fallen"

And if you think that girls are a complete idiot when it comes to differentiating Autobots from Decepticons, you are so going to be disappointed.

At one point of the movie, I had to consult DAWNald Duck if "Devastator" was a Autobot or Decepticon.

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What really makes me "WOW", wasn't the robots.

Instead it was the humans who make me go "WOW".

Well, when I mean humans, I don't really mean

Megan Fox

(Although she does make me go "WOW" in another way.)

but it was the

U.S Military

Imagine, you are part of the Army, holding those sophisticated high-tech guns, surrounded by

Tanks

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Fighter Aircrafts

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Warships

fighting off Big-Ass robots. And when I say big...

It is really BIG!

I was telling DAWNald duck that, if Singapore Army was so full of action, Singapore wouldn't need to implement National Service.

That's because the guys will rush to sign on with the Army immediately.

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Storyline doesn't matter much in movies like "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen".

What do matter are the

Robots

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The Actions

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The Explosion

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The Cars

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The Music

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And of course.... The Girls



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Nevertheless, "Transformer: Revenge of the Fallen" definitely scores very well in all those aspects.

Do catch it!

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P.S: The spoilers which I had revealed earlier, are not what you thought it will be.
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"National Service"

A word which is not unfamiliar to any Singaporeans, especially to the guys.

The guys will always grumble about the

• "sai kang" (shit work)
• fucked up superiors
• waste of time

and most importantly,

"Tekan" (see meaning here) has always been a part of NS, ever since our fathers' time.

Think of it like a "buy-one-get-one-free" welcome gift for guys going NS.

We had often heard how new recruits in our fathers' day were being "tekan" during their army days in Tekong Island.

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For example, new recruits were being asked to mow the big grass patch. And their only tool given to them were only scissors...



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Another example was, new recruits were also asked to scrub the floor of their toilets thorough clean, with no dirt or stain on them, with brushes.

And guess what, their brush isn't

And if you are thinking about mini-brush, like how they are given mini-scissor, then you are going to be disappointed.

Instead, they were given another type of brush which is the

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That was the days when our fathers were still some "chao" recruit. Luckily for us, such insane "tekan" were long abolished.

However, there is still one, and perhaps the most well-known "tekan" which till now in our time, has not being abolished.

In my language, this "tekan" is better known as

If you think "touch the tree" is as easy as to just simply, use your hand to touch the tree and smile like her


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"Touch the tree", is to touch the tree with your hand.

However, instead of simply touching the tree and smile, you are required to

• run from one spot to the tree
• touch the tree
• run back to the (original) spot

In addition, you may need to run up a slope or a great distance to reach the tree.

Even worse, this procedure is to be repeated not just one or two times, it's a good old 30 (and above) times

By then, instead of smiling, you will be crawling like how...

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The government has always encouraged us to be more creative. Even our army has also become more creative in their "tekan"-ing.

As such, "touch the tree" has also become more and more "creative" these days.

I had this friend who, when he was a recruit, had encountered this particular creative "touch the tree".

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His platoon was being punished by his platoon sergeant.

And the platoon was being brought to the parade square, where it was being surrounded by rows of trees.

Pointing to a tree nearby, the Sergeant said

Expecting the Sergeant to order them to run towards that particular tree, the platoon was relieved and answered

However, what the Sergeant was going to order them, was something the platoon never expected or imagined.

Continuing his speech, the Sergeant said

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Thus, in order to handle this kind of meaningless "tekan", recruits had also come up with creative counter measures.

There was this particular recruit who was being punished by his Sergeant, by asking him to "touch the tree".

When the recruit came running back, the Sergeant asked him

The recruit was taken aback by what the Sergeant asked, and replied honestly

"Then run back to the tree and return back to me with what the tree said to you", the Sergeant replied.

This continued for several times until the recruit can't take it anymore.

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"National Service"

It moulds the boys to men.

It teaches you the importance of protecting our country.

It also teaches you to protect the nature, to touch the nature

If not, why would recruits be asked to

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It's out, and I can finally spill the bean!


To be honest, I had knew about this, since last Wednesday and had been keeping it to myself since then.

Nevertheless, to be shortlisted was a big surprise for me, for I had since deleted most of the old blog entries, and had seldom update the blog.

It really makes me wonder how are the blogs are being selected, when I saw this...

"World's Most Handsome Guy"?

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However my doubts were cleared when I saw...

"Krisandro"

"Stickgirl"

two of the blogger whom I envy and respect.

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With these two blogger competing under the same category with "PengPengSays", it will seem to be a difficult journey to win this Omy’s Singapore Blog Awards 2009.

Although, I do not really see myself winning this award, I am already contented to be shortlisted.

To be shortlisted means you are being recognized, thus each nominee is already a winner.

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However, chancing upon the other shortlisted blogs, I had noticed most of the blogs are rallying for their own blogs.

As such, as a typical Singaporean, I should also do the same thing.

And do remember...

Voters stand to win a total of 5 Creative Vado (worth S$169) and 5 ST701 Portable External Hard Disk (250GB)

So, voting also DO earn you some reward!

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However, most of the feedback I got was...

"How do I vote?"

Fret not!

For the sake of you winning the Creative Vado/Portable External Hard Disk, I will teach you how to vote!

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How to vote?

1. First of all, you will have to register (click the link) for an Omy.sg account to vote, which is FREE.

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2. Proceed to OMY webbie (click here)

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3. Click on ...

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4. Click “Vote” on ...


which apparently is the logo for "PengPengSays"!

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Do remember that, this isn't your Superstar competition or your Star Award.

As such, each account can only vote "ONCE PER DAY"! Thus, do vote everyday!

So...

Have you vote ler mah?

Remember, voting ends on 31st July 2009, 2359H.

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P.S: If you die die don't want to vote for me, it is okay.

Instead, you can visit and vote for the other blogs, especially "Krisandro" and "Stickgirl".

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Recently,I was being accused of lying.

But, I do NOT bluff to anyone.

Because those who bluff, will always walk around with a mask on their head, ashamed of themselves...

However, NOT all maked man are liars.

Some are famous for their good behaviour like

However, there are also some BLACK SHEEPS

Actually, if you have notice it, there are a trademark masked man in each and every countries.

Take for examples...

Japan has their famous trademark

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Then, at USA, they got their

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Speaking of USA, we will think of Iraq.

As for Iraq, they got their own

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And in Hong Kong, they got their own infamous

Well, after seeing several example, you may ask me, how about Singapore?

Singapore, as the world famous FINE country should also has her own trademark masked man. So who is this FAMOUS trademark figure?

Well, look no further, as this figure is...
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Have you ever being drunk?

For me, I had never being drunk.

I aren't implying that I am very good in holding my liquor, but in actual fact, I am, quite the opposite.

As a result, I had never really drank alcohol, and stay quite far away from them.

Being drunk isn't that fun in the first place.

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There was two guys sitting side by side,

at this particular bar counter.

Let just call them, Peter and Pete.

Both of the guys were drinking their own choice of drink peacefully, until one of the guys, Pete shouted to the other guy, Peter...


Facing with such a big insult, Peter remained unmoved, drinking his drink calmly. After all, Pete was only a drunkard.

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After a few seconds or so, Pete shouted to Peter again...

" I FUCK your mum!"

Yet again, Peter remained unmoved, as if he didn't hear what was Pete saying.

However, the other people in the bar was watching them, wondering what will Peter do.

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And for the third time, Pete shouted again to Peter...

"I FUCK you mum!"

Everyone was expecting Peter to punch right into Pete's face this time, when all they saw was...

Peter turned his head towards Pete and said...

"Go home, Dad. You are drunk!"

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Foreword: The entry below will be quite vulgar to some of you. If you are underage (be it 7 years old or 70 years old), or are easily offended, please stay away and wait for the next decent entry.



Does this word sounds familiar to you?

In this world today, "FUCK" is no more a vulgarity, but some form of expression. We can easily hear/see this word, no matter where you go.

Be it you are in Singapore, Malaysia, U.S.A, Indian or even China...

"Fuck" has becomes an INTERNATIONAL language.

"Fuck" is normally used to scold, praise or even EXAGGERATE.

But what does "Fuck" actually means?

According to the American Heritage® Dictionary, "Fuck" means...

Ah!

So next time when you heard someone said...

That means that person (be it guys, girls, gays, lesbians and others) is sexually attracted to you.

Anyway, back to our topic today.

Today, I am here to disclose the 10 different version of "Fuck" written in the cyber world.

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1. FCUK

This seems to be the MOST popular version replacing the original "Fuck" used.

It seems that such people are addictive to branded goods. When even expressing their thoughts, they even use a branded name.

Oh, and by the way, do you know FCUK is a French Fashion shop? Ah, you dont know?

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2. Fish You

If you see anyone typing out this word, you can

49% guarantee that, this person is of a fishmonger background.
50% grantee that this person loves to fish.
1% grantee that this person's English is very (and I mean VERY) poor.

And one thing for sure, this person loves fishes better than sexual intercourse.

Otherwise why would they try to "Fish You", instead of "Fuck You"?

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3. Fuuucccckkkk

This implies that this person needs to go to see a doctor. There are 2 possible illness which this person could be having.

1st, the fingers of this person could be losing out of control.

When such event occurs, the person could not control his finger and thus, keep repeating tapping on the same letters of the keyboard, suucchhh liiiiikkkkkeeee ttthhaat.

2nd, this person could be having tongue tied.

As a result, what he typed out, is similar to what he said out. Have you ever see a tongue tied person speaking? It is succch likkke thhhhaat.

Sorry to those having tongue-tied. I am stating the truth.

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4. fUcK

Typing with alternate caps, jUsT lIkE tHAt, is certainly AMAZING.

Such person typing out with aLTErnaTe CaPS could be the NEXT genius of the century. And most probably win the next noble award.

And the award will be...

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5. F-U

Basically, this person HATES to talk alot. Even when typing out letters, this person also tends to keep it to the minimum word length.

So next time when you talks to him, try using...

You dont understand this sentence? This simply means...

Sweet, Short and Nice. Isnt it?

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6. F@ck

I must say...

This person is a 100% complete computer FREAK, GEEK or whatever you call them.

Even when typing out "Fuck", this person also never forgets to include the FAMOUS...


If you ever see anyone using intensive "@" inside his sentence, j@st like th@t, you can simply advice him to take out the "@" letter from his keyboard. Try it!

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7. Fu-Ke

You can be 200% sure that the person typing out such word, is a PURE breed SINGAPOREAN.

This is yet another version of the original "Fuck-ed". Appearantly, it seems that "Fu-Ke" is pronouced as "Foo-ed".

As some Singaporeans cant pronouce clearly the "ed" from the word, "Fuck-ed". They tends to say, "Fuck-ke".

And as we know, Singapore is known for her CREATIVITY. And thus, when Singaporean get to know a new word, they will try to add in their own version.

And thus "Fu-Ke" is born (in Sinagpore).

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8. Fart

No, no, dont be mistaken when you see this word on your screen. The person typing out such word (maybe) is not farting or asking you to fart.

The tongue of this kind of person could be short and thus, instead of "Fuck", they will say...

"Fart!"

And thus when typing on the computer, they will also get used to it and also type "Fart", instead of "Fuck".

Or probably, that person is using a new slang which changes the pronoucation of "Fuck" to "Fart".

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9. Fuk

This can leads to 2 possibilties happening to the person typing.

It could be that the person has just make a typo (typing) error, which is common to everyone.

Or, it could be that this person is having a serious eye problem.

The eye problem is so serious that the person can't see the letter "C" on the keyboard. Such eye problem, in the NEW medical term is called...

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10. F

Yes, simply an "F" and we know what that person typing such word means.

Basically, such person is even more lazier than the "F-U person" (mention in point 5). And most probably, he doesn't even speak in his real life at all.

And so the next time when you see such person , don't type any letters to him, just type...

And I think that person will understand what you mean.

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Note: This entry is purely for fun, and does not intend to do any harm, be it physical, or emotional to anyone. If you are hurt, well, too bad for you.

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Recently, I had heard someone saying that...

Is it true? Does Singaporeans speak funny English?

As a result, I decided to venture far (actually only just 100m to get my drink) to find out what Singlish, i mean English terms which Singpaoreans normally used.

And this is some of the terms which Singaporeans commonly used...

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1. Meh

This word is very commonly used by Singaporeans today. Some said this word means sheep.

But apparently it is always used as a replacement for the question mark and, SHOULD be used before putting that question mark.

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2. Lar

E.g 1: Do your homework LAR!
E.g 2: Whatever LAR!

This word is often misinterpreted by non-Singaporeans or those Ang Mo.

As we can see from the example, LAR is always used at the end of the sentence.

However, LAR is OFTEN (NOT always) used to represent the exclaimation mark and NOT the full stop.

So, for those non-Singaporeans and Ang Mo, please don't try to use LAR , just because you want to be part of Singapore.

Wrong usage 1: Please do this for me LAR.
Wrong usage 2: I haven do my homework LAR.

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3. Leh

E.g 1: Please do this for me LEH.
E.g 2: Dont be too stingy LEH.

LEH is often mixed up with LAR.

LEH is always used at the end of every sentence, just as LAR. However the difference is, LEH is often used to replace the full stop and NOT the exclaimation marks.

To Singapreans, both LEH and LAR can be used very effectively and sometimes may make an impact with other Singaporeans.

However to those Non-Singaporeans, both LEH and LAR can be used effectively, for humourous effect, that is.

Wrong usage: Whatever LEH!

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4. Hor

E.g 1: Tell you HOR, that girl very chio leh.
E.g 2: Sometimes HOR, I really like to slap you.

Out of 10 sentences make by Singaporeans, 9 of them will always include HOR.

And from what we can see hor, HOR is often used to replace the comma and SHOULD be used before the comma.

However for some speical case, HOR can be used to replace the exclaimation marks, full stops. No wonder, HOR always appear in Singaporean sentences.

Special usage 1: Stop doing this HOR!
Special usage 2: I dont wish to hear you saying this HOR.

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5. Lor

E.g 1: I swear I never do this thing LOR.
E.g 2: He always like to touch me LOR.

LOR is not Law!

The usage of LOR is very natural to Singaporeans until it is very hard to explain how to use LOR.

However, after several thinking and reciting, I assume that LOR is commonly used as another replacement for the full stops.

However, LOR SHOULD NOT be used in any request as this will make the sentence sounds very wrong.

Correct me if I am wrong, Singaporeans.

Wrong uasage: Please help me do this LOR.
Wrong usage: Pass me that paper LOR.

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6. Le

E.g 1: I had done this LE.
E.g 2: Die Le!

LE is basically the direct translection of the chinese word, 了. And in the Chinese meaning, 了 means finish, settled or end.

LE, in Singaporean usage also means the same thing.

So you can ONLY use LE to describe something which is already confirmed or finished.

Wrong Usage 1: He always like to do this LE.
Wrong Usage 2: I hate him always doing this LE.

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7. Huh

E.g 1: HUH? Say again leh.

Probably the MOST easily understandable word used by Singaporeans.

Sweet and Simple, HUH is often used to replace the Ang Mo version of "Beg Your Pardon".

But as we know hor, Singaporean are very lazy to use long long Ang Mo words, so they just simplify it to just one word.

Nice, isnt it?

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8. De

E.g 1: He is Ah Lian de boyfriend
E.g 2: When I want to go out, it always rain de.

Yet another direct translection of the chinese word, 的. And in the Chinese meaning, 的 means belonging or target.

However in Singaporean usage, DE can also means something else.

In the 1st E.g, the usage of DE means belonging.

However, in the 2nd E.g, the usage of DE is to used as a form of "enhancement" to complete the whole Singlish sentence.

However, such "enhancement" can't be used in every sentence. It must depends on what sentence and which sentence.

Wrong usage 1: Stop crying DE.
Wrong usage 2: Play the music again DE.

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9. Siao

E.g 1: Stop being SIAO here.
E.g 2: He talk until so SIAO, how to believe?

"SIAO!"

You can always hear this word in every corner of Singapore, no matter in the Shopping Centre, bus stop or even the hospitals.

SIAO is the direct translection of Hokkien, which means Mad or Insane.

SIAO is commonly used for several purpose, for example, to scold, to disagree, to joke and even to describable something special.

SIAO is certainly important to Singaporeans for its purposes.

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